Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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