if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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