He uses pillows to masturbate.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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