Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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