Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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