This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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