The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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