I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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