You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
