When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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