So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
