I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
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