So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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