its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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