he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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