you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Randomize
