Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
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dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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