so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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