What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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