Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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