Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
false alarm. still invincible.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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