DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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