Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize