Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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