Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Will exercising make me less horny?
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