Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.