Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.