ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.