Where did you get a picture of my penis
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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