You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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