I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
"it" just moved
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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