wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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