Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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