So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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