i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
they're like a gay fantastic four
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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