this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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