Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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