So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Randomize