Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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