ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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