I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
