That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
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She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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