My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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