found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
