ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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