this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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