Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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