The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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