It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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