I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Come on in and take your pants off
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