so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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