Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
