chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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