She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
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