Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Houston, we have a blender
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
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I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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