oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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